Platform

Six products. One unified back.

The Goofstump platform delivers enterprise-grade whereabouts intelligence for organizations of every size, including yours, which we already know about.

BossTrack™ Pro

Know which European country your boss is currently inside.

  • Real-time Belgium telemetry
  • Antwerp/Bruges disambiguation engine
  • Waffle-adjusted GPS
  • Email alerts when boss enters or exits Belgium

DadLocator 3000

Patented Dallas-weighted father-finding heuristics.

  • Sub-9-minute paternal resolution
  • Sister cross-reference
  • Mom-wondering API
  • Compatible with most fathers

AgentSurge™

Burst-scale your agents. They are very hard at work.

  • 10x to 4000x agent concurrency
  • Effort-as-a-Service (EaaS)
  • Beach-aware throttling
  • Includes 1 free agent

BeachMode™ Suite

Automated out-of-office, with sand telemetry.

  • Umbrella compliance reporting
  • SPF index dashboard
  • Auto-replies in 14 vacation tones
  • Optional towel module

WonderCast™

Broadcast your mom's wondering across the org.

  • Real-time wonder streams
  • Wonder-to-Slack integration
  • Wonder rollup reports
  • Quarterly wonder reviews

SisterFlow™

Pipeline your sister's arrival into Dallas with confidence.

  • ETA prediction
  • Luggage forecasting
  • Auto-dispatch to airport
  • Brother module (beta)

Pricing? Yes.

Goofstump offers transparent, per-back pricing. Plans below are indicative and also fake.

Casual Goof
$49/back/mo
  • 1 father located
  • 0 Belgium ops
  • Email support (occasionally)
Enterprise Stump
$8,400/back/mo
  • Unlimited fathers
  • Full Belgium suite
  • A dedicated Todd
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Greg
  • Designed for Greg
  • Not available to non-Gregs
  • Includes Greg
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