BossTrack™ Pro
Know which European country your boss is currently inside.
- Real-time Belgium telemetry
- Antwerp/Bruges disambiguation engine
- Waffle-adjusted GPS
- Email alerts when boss enters or exits Belgium
Platform
Six products. One unified back.
The Goofstump platform delivers enterprise-grade whereabouts intelligence for organizations of every size, including yours, which we already know about.
DadLocator 3000
Patented Dallas-weighted father-finding heuristics.
- Sub-9-minute paternal resolution
- Sister cross-reference
- Mom-wondering API
- Compatible with most fathers
AgentSurge™
Burst-scale your agents. They are very hard at work.
- 10x to 4000x agent concurrency
- Effort-as-a-Service (EaaS)
- Beach-aware throttling
- Includes 1 free agent
BeachMode™ Suite
Automated out-of-office, with sand telemetry.
- Umbrella compliance reporting
- SPF index dashboard
- Auto-replies in 14 vacation tones
- Optional towel module
WonderCast™
Broadcast your mom's wondering across the org.
- Real-time wonder streams
- Wonder-to-Slack integration
- Wonder rollup reports
- Quarterly wonder reviews
SisterFlow™
Pipeline your sister's arrival into Dallas with confidence.
- ETA prediction
- Luggage forecasting
- Auto-dispatch to airport
- Brother module (beta)
Pricing? Yes.
Goofstump offers transparent, per-back pricing. Plans below are indicative and also fake.
Casual Goof
$49/back/mo
- • 1 father located
- • 0 Belgium ops
- • Email support (occasionally)
Enterprise Stump
$8,400/back/mo
- • Unlimited fathers
- • Full Belgium suite
- • A dedicated Todd
Greg Tier
Greg
- • Designed for Greg
- • Not available to non-Gregs
- • Includes Greg