About Goofstump
We were founded in a parking lot outside Dallas in 2014, when nobody could find anyone's father.
Today, Goofstump operates 5 offices across 3 dimensions, serves 11 of the Fortune 500 (and Greg), and has successfully had over four million backs.
Our mission.
To synergize end-to-end whereabouts intelligence across the modern enterprise stack, while leveraging human-in-the-loop dad-finding workflows to deliver mission-critical back-having outcomes at scale.
We don't just know where your father is. We know that you know that we know. That's the Goofstump Difference™.
A non-comprehensive timeline.
- 2014. Founded. Parking lot. Dallas-adjacent.
- 2016. First father located. (It was Brent's.)
- 2018. Belgium Operations Center opens in Antwerp.
- 2020. Pivoted briefly to oat milk. Pivoted back.
- 2022. Acquired by ourselves in an all-back transaction.
- 2024. Surpassed 4M backs had. Greg signs.
- 2026. You are here. Your father is in Dallas.
Our values, allegedly.
Radical Whereabouts
Every person has a location. We refuse to accept any other premise.
Synergistic Surveillance
Visibility is a love language. We speak it fluently and constantly.
Back-First Thinking
Before we do anything else, we have your back. Then we do the thing.
Dallas-Forward
All roads lead to Dallas. We have audited the roads.
Where we are. (We know where you are.)
| Location | Purpose |
|---|---|
| Dallas, TX | Global HQ (also father storage) |
| Antwerp, BE | Belgium Operations Center |
| Bruges, BE | Belgium Operations Annex |
| The Beach | Executive retreat / customer success |
| A Parking Lot | Founding site, kept for sentimental reasons |